I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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