Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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