somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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