By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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