Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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