i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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