It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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