how hairy? two words: wookie tits
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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