Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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