Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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