Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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