is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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