I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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