About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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