I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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