hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
There r osticjed everywhere
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Randomize
