Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Enjoy the penises
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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