Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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