I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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