I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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