it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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