ugly people sure do ruin things
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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