That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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