5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
