I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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