Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
nutella sex= disaster
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
