remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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