I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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