Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
