Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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