every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
it was like eating out sand paper
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Every concussion has its silver lining
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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