hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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