Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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