Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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