is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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