And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Randomize
