how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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