wake up i wanna do it froggy style
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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