Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
