I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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