Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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