When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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