You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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