is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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