I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
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