Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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