I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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