My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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