I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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