So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Randomize
