Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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