should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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