Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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