honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Randomize
