people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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