Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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