Ambien. No doubt about it.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Randomize
