yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Randomize
